Stuff My Dogs Have Wrecked: Remote Control

Back in the day when my dogs were really, really bad, they gnawed on the remote control, notably the power button. Now the TV turns on at random times, like in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, which is a pain because the TV popping on throws me into confused, half-awake freak-outs:

Me: John! Wake up! WAKE UP! A burgular has broken into the house and is downstairs watching Friends!!! Tell that asshole to turn it down and to stop laughing at the dumb parts.

Being the uber-romantic I am, I got John a replacement remote control for Valentine's Day. Don't judge me, that is what he asked for. In an attempt to take this practical gift from "heh?" to "YOWZA!" I decided to make a chocolate cake that LOOKED like a remote control. How clever is that? An edible remote control. Brilliant.

Except it turned out like this:

I'm not sure what that looks like. R2D2 maybe? Am I insulting R2D2?

Sorry, dude.

If you liked this post and you would like to share it, that would be super! Thank you so much!

Happy Super Wicked Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's, you guys!

It has been a super, wicked week over here at Fido & Wino.

Super. And wicked.

And CAN YOU SEE HOW FREAKING CUTE MICKEY LOOKS IN THIS PHOTO? Ah Mickey. Every now and then he redeems himself.

So, super fun stuff this week:

• Fido & Wino hung out over at the Petfinder blog with the Top 10 Reasons a Dog Makes the Best Valentine's Date

I am sure there are actually around 183 reasons dogs make wicked dates but I could only think of 10 at the time I wrote that post. I'll do better next time.

And...

• Kayloo passed her Therapy Dog test!

This means Kayloo is good sometimes. We are very proud of the little squirt. These extended care facilities will never be the same again.

Happy Friday, people! Happy Weekend! Happy Valentine's Day!

If you liked this post and you would like to share it, that would be super! Thank you so much!

Top Ten Reasons a Dog Makes the Best Valentine's Day Date

This is an excerpt from the Fido & Wino Guest Blogger post on the Petfinder.com Blog.

As Valentine's Day approaches you could be thinking a couple of things. Maybe you're contentedly daydreaming about perforated paper bunny cards, too-hot cinnamon hearts and the various secret admirers you are sure to have doting on you this year.

Or perhaps you are thinking, "Ugh."

You're not alone...

[Click over to the Petfinder.com Blog to read all the fabulousness!]

PS: That super cute little Pekingese is named Snuggles and is available for adoption on Petfinder.com! So go to Petfinder.com! Go now! (photo credits to Petfinder.com)

PPS: Petfinder.com rocks! I am so excited to be included on their blog! Because of them I found Kayloo. Yeah Petfinder!

PPPS: Um. So are you going to go over to Petfinder.com now, or what?... just checking...

If you liked this post and you would like to share it, that would be super! Thank you so much!