They look harmless enough, don't they? Oh CONTRAIRE.
I have mentioned in past posts that I am doing what I can do be more zen (like here and here). I am certain that if I could get a couple days away from crap-free carpet, non-bitchy chicks in red and more wino, I would TOTALLY be able to kick Buddha's ass in an arm wrestle.
The situation in the photo below is NOT HELPING.
When I came home the other day, my Dalai Lama book was ripped to smithereens. Yeah. How the hell am I supposed to be zen if my chilled out monk book IS TORN TO PIECES?!! Sure, I haven't read it in like, 5 years, but whatever. Maybe I would have read it again THAT DAY and this kind of thing wouldn't have made me want to go all Tonya Harding on the nearest stuffed pig and THE TOP OF MY HEAD WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO BLOW OFF. Did you know that it is possible for a person's head to pop off from sheer frustration? It is. And it did. And it wasn't pretty, lemme tell ya.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
As a quick aside: The Barack Obama book below was sitting RIGHT BESIDE the Dalai Lama book and, as you can see, it was left completely and totally alone. I have absolutely nothing against Barack- he seems like a fab-o guy- BUT OBAMA IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME MORE ZEN. I'm Canadian for heaven's sake. Why couldn't the dogs have totaled the Audacity book? I've read it, I'm not going to read it again, the people who were going to borrow it did... now it's just hanging around CONTRIBUTING NOTHING TO MY OVERALL SANITY.
If you get a kick out of all the stuff my dogs destroy and watching me go mental you might also like:
- Stuff My Dogs Have Wrecked: Cushion
- Stuff My Dogs Have Wrecked: Cushion II
- Stuff My Dogs Have Wrecked: Shoes
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