My dogs are buddies.
They wreck stuff together. They get naked together. They destroy national emblems together. Bad ass dogs, these dogs are.
Except when they are being cute. Then they aren't bad ass at all. Then they're just cute... which is lucky for them cuz if they weren't cute SOME OF THE TIME I would have sold them to a glue factory by now.
Unless glue factories don't need dogs.
IN THAT CASE I would have sold them to a family with a screaming, snotty-nosed kid who YANKED ON THE TAILS OF ANNOYING, CUSHION WRECKING DOGS and made them have a bath EVERY OTHER DAY. And twice on Tuesday.